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06-03-2010, 09:37 PM
Post: #51
RE: Some Jokes *smile all *
(05-10-2010 07:59 AM)ƬĪƓƐŔҨƱƐƐИ♛(CL) Wrote:  Yes, she is for sureBig Grin. Good to have people like you around Karen, to give us a laughSmile.

Blush sorri triam a jist read this :O ano ano im slow lol
but hey lest a replyed Tongue
ur soo sweet thank yuu Big GrinBig Grin

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06-03-2010, 10:02 PM
Post: #52
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these arent really jokes are they

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06-04-2010, 03:19 AM
Post: #53
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1. Addicted gamer died and went to hell. After a few days the devil called God and asks him:
• Hell, what did you send me? That is no man! He broke all my kettles, he kill all my imp and monsters, extinguished the fire, and behold the third day running in corridors and shouting: "Where is enter to the next level?"


2. The "smart" policeman sitting in the kitchen with a gun pointed at the temples, apparently ready to commit suicide.
At this point his wife entering the room, when saw it, began to laugh, and he says:
- What are you laughing?? You're next!



3. What Bill Gates wife say after the first night?
Now I know why you named company Micro - Soft!!!

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06-04-2010, 03:24 AM
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Hahaha, great Jaksa Tongue

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06-10-2010, 11:43 PM (This post was last modified: 06-10-2010 11:44 PM by ʚϊɞ Aпgєl ʚϊɞ.)
Post: #55
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hahaha nice one Jaksa Smile
sorri very late reply lol Smile
(06-08-2010 07:01 AM)asad Wrote:  our worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day: The first worm-dead. Second worm-dead. Third worm-dead. Fourth worm-alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!
Huh wont comment on this one Tongue

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07-11-2010, 11:50 AM (This post was last modified: 07-11-2010 12:15 PM by TRΘЈΔИ ĦΘRЅΣ.)
Post: #56
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Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Marriage Quotes By Men


1 - I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

2 - It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

3 - Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

4 - A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'


5 - Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.


6 - If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

7 - A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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07-11-2010, 08:11 PM
Post: #57
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Hahaha, very nice Sachin Big Grin

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07-13-2010, 11:05 PM
Post: #58
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what tiram said Tongue Tongue

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07-14-2010, 11:39 AM (This post was last modified: 07-14-2010 12:10 PM by TRΘЈΔИ ĦΘRЅΣ.)
Post: #59
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It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of 'real men' around to do it.

Q: How many 'Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: 'Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. Eighteen to stand around, one to change the bulb, and another to supervise.

Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

Q: How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, another to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to refer an installation specialist, and another to bill it all to Medicare.

Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it too.

Q: how many lawyer does it take 2 change a light bulb?
A: Two. one to change it and d other to sue d company dat made d old one

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07-14-2010, 11:18 PM
Post: #60
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3 men are given a wish each by a genie. An Irishman farmer, a Scotsman and an Englishman. The Irishman wishes for all land in Ireland to be forever fertile. In a flash its done. The Englishman is amazed. I want a wall around all of England so no one can enter our precious land. In a flash a great wall appeared around all of England... The Scotsman said tell me more about this wall. The genie tells him its 500ft high and 500ft thick, nothing gets in nothing gets out. The Scotsman lights up a Hamlet and smiles ..... Fill The Fucker With Water!!

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