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Karr's Joke Corner
09-28-2011, 11:26 PM
Post: #231
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith...as soon as i got it home it made a bolt for the door...Angel
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10-02-2011, 05:41 PM
Post: #232
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WENT OUT LAST FRIDAY I GOT PISSED OUT MY HEAD..WOKE UP NEXT MORNING TO THIS SWEATY FAT BIRD, WHO WAS SNORING,GRUNTING AND FARTING.I THOUGHT THANK F**K FOR THAT I LEAST I MADE IT HOME lol
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10-02-2011, 06:45 PM
Post: #233
RE: Karr's Joke Corner
haha Ok, you're improving
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10-03-2011, 04:52 PM
Post: #234
RE: Karr's Joke Corner
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Don't believe everything you hear about me
before you judge me have a real good look at your own live before starting on others
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10-03-2011, 06:09 PM
Post: #235
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just bought the new carlos tevez dvd and the basturd wont play!!
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10-03-2011, 10:37 PM
Post: #236
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Steph - quality Tongue

Smokin aces - u improved, now you falling back down lol
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10-04-2011, 04:39 PM
Post: #237
RE: Karr's Joke Corner
(10-03-2011 04:52 PM)Sτәρнαиίә Wrote:  Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

lmfao ... stephaine says alot then Tongue
yu beta change ur hair colour this cood be yuu soon lmaooo

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Appreciate what still remains
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10-12-2011, 06:36 PM (This post was last modified: 10-12-2011 06:37 PM by ツMiss★Staяღ.)
Post: #238
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10-12-2011, 08:41 PM (This post was last modified: 10-12-2011 08:49 PM by ツMiss★Staяღ.)
Post: #239
RE: Karr's Joke Corner
Wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K".
She asks, "What does that mean"?
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what about 'I, J, K? "
He said, "I'm Just Kidding' ".
..................................
His eye is still swollen, but it will get better.


What is about 7 inches long...got a big purple head on it...and all women love it?

A £20 note obv


A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?
"Sure," he replies. "Whats the problem?''
''Well'' she says, ''I started a really hard puzzle and I cant even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "Theres always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"Its a big rooster," she said...
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife...
"Okay... put the Cornflakes back in the box."


What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
The rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo!", and the blonde says, "Any cock'll do!"

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10-19-2011, 09:48 PM
Post: #240
RE: Karr's Joke Corner
Why Halloween is better than sex

10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
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8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Less guilt the morning after.

6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

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