funny questions

[[xc]ɇxᵽᴙзss™]

Q. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A. E.T. phoned home.

Q. How do men get excersize at the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Q. What's a man's idea of helpin with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q. Why are all dumb blond jokes oneliners?
A. So men can understand them.

Q. How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirty; We iron/ they wrinkle.

Q. What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A. Government bonds mature.

Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A. When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions.

Q. What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A. A hot dog and a six pack.

Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
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Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !

[THE ĈЯΪΡΡŁĘŘ]

Nice jokes Kev mate

[ƬĪƓƐŔҨƱƐƐИ ♛]

Very nice Kev

[CORE i7]

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

LMFAO !!!!

[[xc]ɇxᵽᴙзss™]

lmao

[ÐǾMīNATØR]

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Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

[ツMiss★Staяღ]

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism

[ÐǾMīNATØR]

LMAO No criticism ever happens Erika -.-

[Aяίғ Ғίşђ]

(02-01-2012 08:46 PM)CORE i7 Wrote:  Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

LMFAO !!!!

Lmfao.

Nice Ahmad

[(×¢) Bogs Dollocks]

(02-02-2012 06:22 AM)ÐǾMīNÆTØR Wrote:  LMAO No criticism ever happens Erika -.-

Dom am i right that your only 14 years old? What sciticism do you ever get lol .. Maybe she didnt like her toy from that happy meal or you got the wrong flavor ice cream lmao